TOP 100 SONGS OF 2011

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# 1

Foster The People

“Pumped Up Kicks”

Torches

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SUPER FANTASTIC VIDEO SAMPLE:

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CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT'S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

This song is about shooting someone over their Reebok pumps sneakers.  This song would have been amazingly relevant in the early 90s when shit like this actually happened.  But much like “Law & Order”, Foster The People get stories from 20 years ago to make their songs.

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BONUS SEXY PIC (If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus "sexy" and/or "nude" into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

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So this song title and sexy leads you to a sketch of the Mad Hatter and Alice about to get it on.  I can think of no better way to end our yearly list than with borderline hentai.  Next year we will end our year end list with one of those tasteful pictures of Marge getting gangbanged by all the guys in Springfield.  (If you go to the websites we visit you will get that joke, if not then you are a good human being and should never visit the websites approved by Simple Minded Entertainment.)

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2011

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# 2

LMFAO featuring Lauren Bennett and Goon Rock

“Party Rock Anthem”

Sorry For Party Rocking

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SUPER FANTASTIC VIDEO SAMPLE:

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CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SONG!

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT'S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

LMFAO is internet shorthand “Licking Man’s Fucking Ass Over and Over”.  The internet is a disgusting place and we should do everything in our power to shut it down – I say we give the SOPA and PIPA bills even more power.

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BONUS SEXY PIC (If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus "sexy" and/or "nude" into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

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I’m not gay, but LMFAO might just push me over the edge.  TOO SEXY! (And they know it!)

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2011

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# 3

Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer

“Give Me Everything”

Planet Pit

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SUPER FANTASTIC VIDEO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT'S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Scientists have determined that Planet Pit has such a high density of douchiousity that it creates a powerful black hole of douchiness that only Pitbull can survive.

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BONUS SEXY PIC (If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus "sexy" and/or "nude" into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

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“Give Me Everything Sexy” of course gives you a picture of Pitbull with random Miami sluts.  The world hates on Pitbull, but only because the world wishes it were Pitbull and his steady supply of skanks, Bud Light and Dr. Pepper.

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2011

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# 4

Skrillex

“First of the Year (Equinox)”

More Monsters and Sprites EP

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SUPER FANTASTIC VIDEO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT'S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

Hey look, a Skrillex song.  Skrillex didn’t make that much music or collaborate with that many artists this year, so it’s a surprise to see Skrillex on our list.  It’s good to see an artist that only made 100,000,000 songs and remixes show up on our list.  Sometimes it’s good not to overexpose yourself.

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BONUS SEXY PIC (If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus "sexy" and/or "nude" into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

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Searching for the entire song title and nude gets you this sexy yoga picture.  I’m pretty sure she’s listening to Skrillex while doing yoga.  Everyone was listening to Skrillex or some Skrillex derived product in 2011.

TOP 100 SONGS OF 2011

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# 5

DJ Khaled

“I’m On One”

We The Best Forever

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SUPER FANTASTIC VIDEO SAMPLE:

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POINTLESS TRIVIA THAT'S SORT OF RELATED TO THE SONG:

An amazingly intellectual discussion on the YouTube comments section proposed the theory that DJ Khaled is some sort of Pokemon who can only say his name and “We The Best”.  There is no evidence to support or refute this theory, so let’s just assume that DJ Khaled is a Pokemon that can only say his name and “We The Best”.  DJ Khaledchu, I CHOOSE YOU. (Throws Pokeball in Miami nightclub.  Pitbull goes on to write a 5 minute song with Enrique Iglesias called "Pokeballs (Pokebolas) - Ready To Drop" about the incident using some generic techno pop background music.  Pitbull wins a Grammy and has sex with even more models.  Life is completely unfair.)

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BONUS SEXY PIC (If no sexy pic of the artist is available, we typed the song title plus "sexy" and/or "nude" into Google image search and this is what we got.) :

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“I’m On One Sexy” gives us an amazingly cute Baltimore Orioles fan in a baseball bikini (her boobs are the baseballs!).  This picture is obviously photoshopped because Baltimore Oriole fans don’t actually exist.